A 3.5-Inch Floppy Disk That Unlocks the Goat Internet T-shirts or a squirrel that is

or a squirrel that is in your house somehow

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If you buy more than one your order will be canceled

This one-of-a-kind Obvious Plant toy comes complete with a vial of blood so you can appease the dark lord whenever you want

A 3.5-Inch Floppy Disk That Unlocks the Goat Internet T-shirts or a squirrel that isFinally, the knowledge of Goat can be yours! These disks contain instructions to access the forbidden Goat Internet. No floppy drive required each disk comes with a postcard that includes login instructions. LIMIT TWO PER CUSTOMER. IF YOU BUY MORE THAN TWO YOUR ORDER WILL BE CANCELLED. Please note: all disks are formatted for Windows and may have been tampered with by the goats. As such, disk Is not guaranteed to work (included postcard provides